The Way Martha Stewart Eats A Bagel Is One Of The Wildest, Weirdest, Most Unhinged Things I've Ever Seen
I truly don't even understand how someone can even THINK of this.
I've seen A LOT of wild ways to eat food in my day, but I have NEVER, EVER seen anything like this.
Tyra would SCREAM, and I'm truly verklempt.
So, let's talk about bagels. Most people cut them in half, slather on the sauces, and go to town, right?
NOT THIS LADY.
The former inmate shared her truly wild way of eating a bagel on Instagram:
Martha does not cut a bagel in half like this:
She breaks it up into little pieces:
And then tops each with a "modicum" of cream cheese.
A MODICUM OF CREAM CHEESE.
Don't even get me started on the lemon. WHAT IS THAT?!
The comments are calling it what it is: UNHINGED.
From "I love you but this is crazy"...
... to "Change your password I think your account has been hacked."
Martha really woke up this morning and chose VIOLENCE.
